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A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen
And This Kitchen Is Delirious
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Ask Not What Your Mom Can Do For You
Ask What You Can Do For Your Mom
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BEER- Helping White Men
Dance Since 1762
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Born To Shop
Forced To Cook
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Chocolate Is The Answer
Who Cares What The Question Is
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Dear Lord If You Can't Make Me Skinny
Please Make My Friends Fat
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Grandchildren Spoiled Here
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I Would Give Up Chocolate
But I'm No Quitter
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If A Man's Home Is His Castle -
Let Him Clean It
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If It Walks Out Of The Refigerator
Let It Go
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If Momma Ain't Happy
Ain't Nobody Happy
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I'm On A 30 Day Diet
So Far I've Lost 15 Days
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Inside Every Old Person
Is A Young Person Wondering
'What The Hell Happened'
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Martha Use To Live Here
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Mom- You Are The Best
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No Outfit Is Complete
Without Cat Hair
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No Outfit Is Complete
Without Dog Hair
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No Woman Ever Shot A Man
While He Was Doing Dishes
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Remember- As Far As Anyone Knows
We're A Nice Normal Family
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She Who Dies With The
Most Shoes WINS!
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Sisters By Chance
Friends By Choice
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The House Was Clean Yesterday
Sorry You Missed It
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This Is A Self Cleaning Kitchen
Everyone Cleans Up After Themselves
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Who Are These Kids And
Why Are They Calling Me 'Mom'
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You Can Agree With Me Or
You Can Be Wrong
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You Can't Scare Me
I have Kids
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